"Can I sit?" she asked, sipping the coffee.
"Help yourself. You’ve already made yourself at home with my bathtub and my cigarettes," I replied, still more curious than angry, or worried, even. 
"Sorry, I'm a bit confused about things right now," she hopped up onto the countertop as she answered. "I haven't had a cigarette in years, I hoped that you wouldn't mind. This coffee's good. It’s albino."

And then I had to ask, because I couldn't contain it any longer.
"Do I know you?"

"No."