"Then how'd you get into my house? And after that, what made you decide that taking a bubble bath while smoking my cigarettes was a good idea? And AS A MATTER OF FACT, why didn’t I wake up for any of it?" As an afterthought, I added, "And I'm glad that you like the coffee."

"Good questions." 

This, as she looked at her fingernails, a puzzled expression on her face, like she was wondering where the nail polish went. She sighed, she bit her lower lip, and she looked up at me. "I was hoping you could maybe help me out with them. I was even hoping that you would let me borrow some of your clothes."